1
2
3



#FAIL - Too Much TOO SOON
Honestly this isn't something you should say unless you're dating a girl, and it's implied as a joke. But one should never refer to himself as a sexual bitch of any kind... EVER
#FAIL - OMFG
A.) Never reference another woman
B.) Never be obscure
C.) The 80's are over... Mr. Cocaine Cowboy